10 Funny Numbers To Call

10 Funny Numbers To Call
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Whether it’s April Fools and you’re looking for a prank idea, you’ve had a rough day and need a laugh, or you simply enjoy a good meme, these hilarious prank call numbers are the key to a good chuckle even on the worst of days. 

Send these phone numbers to your parents, friends, siblings, strangers, that one guy you acknowledge in the hallways of work but nowhere else, or send them to everyone you know. Wreck havoc. Have fun. 

Spread a little cheer or execute a memorable prank call with these 10 funny numbers to call. 

1. Santa’s Workshop: 951-262-3062

“This is Santa Claus, and you have reached my personal hotline!” This number is the perfect way to spread Christmas cheer. Speak to Mr. Claus himself all the way from the North Pole. 

Receive a warm Christmas greeting, a reminder to be good throughout the year, and the opportunity to tell Santa what you would like for Christmas at the tone. The number is in service all year round, so you can experience Christmas cheer at any time. Ho ho ho! 

2. Get Rickrolled: 248-434-5508

You may have seen the trend on social media where people send links that seem to be legitimate but are instead links to the Rick Astley “Never Gonna Give You Up” music video. Using this song to prank people has become so common the prank received its own name: rickrolling

After calling this number, all you will hear is, “Never gonna give you up! Never gonna let you down!” Classic. 

3. Test Call Prank: 914-737-9938

This number says what we all wish we could say at work: that sometimes we just don’t care. The message begins as a standard test call announcement and ends with, “I don’t know what it’s supposed to say. I’m not really that concerned with it.” 

The voice then tells you to hang up. And if you don’t, after two repetitions, the number will beep at you. A perfect prank for adults who are over it. 

4. Sesame Street Hotline: 626-831-9333

What would happen if we just called Grover up? Well now you can with this Sesame Street Hotline. Upon calling, you will be greeted with cheerful Sesame Street music and a message from Grover, everyone’s favorite pal. 

He will share his favorite self-care tips with you to boost your mood by at least half a percentage. By the end of this message you and Grover will be best friends, and who wouldn’t want that?

5. Better Call Saul - Saul Goodman’s Hotline: 505-503-4455

This hotline number is perfect for anyone who has watched the show Better Call Saul and is in need of a good laugh. In the show, Saul Goodman is a lawyer who is closely involved with the city’s criminal underworld. 

If you call this number, you will be greeted with expert legal advice from Saul himself. If you’re ever in real trouble, this advice could save your life. You don’t want to miss these truly invaluable words of wisdom. 

6. Hall & Oates’ Biggest Hits: 719-266-2837

This is the perfect funny phone number to give to the older crowd. Call this fake number, and you will be greeted by a British voice that will inform you that you have reached the Callin’ Oates Hotline. 

Then, you will have the pleasure of getting to listen to some of the top hits of the band Hall & Oates. There are four song options: 

  1. “One on One” 
  2. “Rich Girl”
  3. “Maneater”
  4. “Private Eyes” 

Let the vibes of the 70s take you away. You may not want to come back. 

7. The Rejection Hotline: 605-477-3018

If you call this number, this is perhaps the funniest phone call you will ever make. Or depending on who gave it to you, the most soul-crushingly tragic. 

This number is perfect for anyone you want to reject in dramatic fashion. If someone asks for your number and you’re not interested, give them this one instead. 

You will be greeted with a reality slap to the face that sets the stage for what’s to come: “Hello, this is NOT the person you were trying to call…You’ve reached the Rejection Hotline because the person who gave you this number did NOT want you to have their REAL number…” 

It then goes on to get very specific and very blunt. This is not an easy rejection. It is a full-scale annihilation. Use with caution or on an April Fool’s Day for the ages. 

8. Hogwarts Hotline: 781-452-4077

The Hogwarts Hotline is the perfect random number to send to any fan of Harry Potter. You will be greeted with the Harry Potter theme music and a British female voice who will explain the basics of Hogwarts Castle, including how to board the Hogwarts Express. Stay until the end for a special Muggle alert that really rounds out the experience. 

9. Outsource Your Friendship to India: 631-960-7169

Similar to the rejection hotline, this number is perfect to give to anyone you really don’t want to talk to. They will be greeted by this lovely voicemail: “Hello, caller. Your lovely friend has given you this number because he or she has decided to outsource your friendship to India.” You will have made a new friend, just not the one you were expecting. 

10. Surfer Boy Pizza from Stranger Things: 805-457-4992

For fans of Netflix’s Stranger Things, this number is an ideal prank call. You will be greeted with a typical pizza restaurant response that may even convince someone who doesn’t know the show to respond. It does seem legit at first. But by the end, you’ll realize you’ve been pranked. 

Use a Second Number for Prank Calls

Because prank call numbers are unfamiliar and potentially can run in and out of service, it’s a good idea to call these numbers from a second phone number app like Burner to strengthen your digital security. If a prank number is outdated and now belongs to a scammer, your main number won’t be compromised if you call from a Burner phone

The last thing you want is for your prank to turn into a scam situation. Try Burner today to protect your number and explore as many funny numbers to call as you’d like. 

Sources: 

10 Funny Numbers to Prank Call in 2024 That Will Make You Laugh | RD

The Rejection Hotline® (605–477–3018) — new 2024 numbers! | by The Whatever Network

15 Funny Numbers to Call if You Want to Crack Up | Parade

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